Showing posts with label Life and things that might make me grey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Life and things that might make me grey. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

MISSING

2 permanent lateral incisors.  If found please call.  V would like them back.

Okay, so apparently she never had them to begin with.

We went to the orthodontist this afternoon and V is missing both lateral incisors.  She comes by it naturally.  I'm missing the one on the right and one of mom's cousins and one of her aunt's were also missing one.

I have a bridge after 2 1/2 years in braces as an adult.  JR looked like a pedophile when we got married and had V.  I looked 12 even though I was 20 and older.

We go back to the orthodontist in 6 months for another check.

yippee...yes the lower case is indicative of my excitement.

Monday, April 05, 2010

Black and Blue

Jackson might be this color if he does one more thing.

Periodically we experience some type of demon possession with Jackson.

Once he drank Benedryl, and cut through a power supply that was plugged in ("It made a great spark and a boom mom."), among other things one week.

That was about a year to a year and a half ago.

Last week he sprayed flea and tick spray all over the garage including on JR's 1979 Triumph Spitfire.  He took the yard spreader full of Scott's and parked it int he drive, where Owen proceeded to dump turfbuilder on JR's tuck (and eat some for good measure).  After we freaked out and put the spreader in the garage we found that Jackson had dumped a bottle of break fluid on the garage floor.

His reasoning?  He wants to be a bad kid so we won't get onto V.  What?

My children are freaks and may be the death of me.

If they weren't so cute...

Put your money where your mouth is (or not).

Xander gagged himself and puked up a nickel in the living room this afternoon.

Friday, April 02, 2010

Call me Grace!

Okay, so part of the trouble with facebook was that I would post status updates and would leave the details of life to a 1-4 line blurb.  I'll blurb them back where they belong, right here.

March 9th I broke my little toe. Ironically I was running to get my shoes.

On March 25th I broke the healing that had occurred walking to my car to surprise JR with a cheesecake at his office the day before his birthday.

I've never broken a bone and I'd rather not do it again.